LIBRARY UPDATE: Just got into work. Unfortunately I missed a man masturbating in the bathroom who refused to leave until the police forced him out
LIBRARY UPDATE: Our new security guard has a lazy eye.
LIBRARY UPDATE: Can’t tell if the man on his phone next to me is trying to set up a drug deal or a church choir practice.
LIBRARY UPDATE: A couple is cuddling in front of a computer listening to “All My Life” by K-Ci and Jojo.
LIBRARY UPDATE: A thunderstorm has brought nearly 20 more homeless people into the library. There is no better motivator than the smell of a wet hobo.
LIBRARY UPDATE: A homeless man outside was trying to sell me Planned Parenthood condoms for a dollar apiece. Naturally, I declined. When I sat down at my desk, there was one tucked under my calendar. Worst secret Santa ever?
LIBRARY UPDATE: A grown man just walked up to our security guard, made a popping noise with his mouth three times, and then walked out.
LIBRARY UPDATE: A woman is talking about how she has just joined a biker gang and that she is waiting for her leather vest to be embroidered. She proudly declares that the back of the vest will be emblazoned with, “Satan’s Sidekick: Property of T-Bone”.
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1 LIBRARY UPDATE: Just found out that my boss likes Arcade Fire. Just a reminder, my boss is a librarian in her forties. She wears glasses and her hair in a bun.
1 year ago - 1
1 LIBRARY UPDATE: Just helped a 58 year old guy sign up for Facebook. He told me his name was Sundial but it said Byron on his page.
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